Representative Jim Jordan once stated that, “only Americans should vote in American elections.”

Of course many people, the greater majority of them Democrats and Socialists who favor open borders, went online to condemn his statement.

Oh, yes we should allow these insurgents to vote. We should let the people right off of the plane from China, Russia, North Korea (if they are allowed to leave their wonderful home country), and Iran have an immediate say within our elections, from the federal level on down…especially the local levels from where the roots of all government levels grow. The Mexican cartels, because of their economic acumen, should definitely have a direct voice on our election process. So, too, should the terrorists who knocked down our Twin Towers and decapitated countless numbers of men, women and children throughout the globe.

Have I omitted any foreigners? But wait; do we not have terrorist supporters already in Congress and possibly throughout federal and local governments? Or, is it possible that I got this all backwards? Let’s have a brew of tea laced with fentenyl and human blood, talk it over, and groan and moan as we take our last breath. As my very old friend, Willy Shakes, would say, “Good night, Dumb Prince…”

TOh! A p.s.: Now that there are strong reports that the U.S. is hoarding an unknown number of spracecrafts, apparently the UFO’s that have been reported on for the last seventy years, we may very well have another group of aliens to contend with. We must be prepared to have these…people?…well, let’s stick with the noun, Aliens out of respect for their multiple genders…from outer space…be registered as citizens. We must also have the government grow the food for them to eat, build the special housing which our newcomers find comfortable, and darn the special clothes for them to wear….unless; of course, they prefer to run around naked. We should also lax the laws so that they can nosh on whatever humans suit their taste. To complete their welcome, we must enable them to become voters, and definitely, sign them up to vote for one political party – I think you know which one I’m mentioning…the one whose goal it is to establish a one-party system.

Ooooh, what a wonderful world this will be.